Vodka Up the Nose and In the Eye is…..

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/07/2014 at 21:21 • Filed to: None

Absolutley terrible. Have "DAT ASS" for listening.

DISCUSSION (20)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:28

Especially the shitty crap your doing. I have a tip for you though:

Get some gingerbeer/ale

Add 1 part vodka to every 2 parts gingerbeer/ale

Mix in a few drops of lime juice.

and that's how you make a Moscow Mule.

Scary__goongala! > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:29

I saw a buddy get Barcardi 151 up the nose once. Rough rest of the night for him.

Your boy, BJR > Scary__goongala!
05/07/2014 at 21:33

FUUUUUUCK. My sister and brother in law have some. I'm afraid to try it.

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/07/2014 at 21:34

FUCK THAT. SHITTY BOOZE, NO CHASER

Scary__goongala! > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:40

Its not the "worst" thing in the world. But I've made a personal decision to never have it again...ever

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:41

Dumb drinking stories? Dumb drinking stories.

This year, I purchased a mixer and tried to make a Martini. Simple, right? Ended up making six, pouring it into a beer glass and drinking it all within 5 minutes, haha.

Your boy, BJR > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
05/07/2014 at 21:43

DUDE! You're a legend!

(I drank 32 beers post-prom, i am too)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:46

Can't be any more painful than accidentally snorking soda.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:47

Had a couple shots of Tequila and a margarita or two after that. I was pretty hungover the next morning. :x

You remind me of my lovable alcoholic friend back home. His idea of a relaxing day is being by the pool, smoking a cigar and drinking a case of beer, haha.

Your boy, BJR > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
05/07/2014 at 21:47

That legit sounds like paradise.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:49

It's great, he doesn't share often though, haha.

Your boy, BJR > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
05/07/2014 at 21:53

Me? Oppo doesn't come alive until I start drunk posting.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 21:55

When I drink too much I snapchat. Yep, I'm that guy.

Your boy, BJR > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
05/07/2014 at 21:58

dude I'm totally gonna snap chat my best female friend my dong.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Your boy, BJR
05/07/2014 at 22:02

I've never sent a dick pic. Hopefully I don't ever, haha.